if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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