Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize