STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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