am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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