Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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