This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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