Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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