everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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