Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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