I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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