don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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