just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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