is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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