remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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