It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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