I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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