pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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