is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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