Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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