Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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