So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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