Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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