Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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