their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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