So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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