Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
This toilet bowl is my home.
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