So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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