I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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