There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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