Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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