There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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