She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
All the doctor said was why
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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