as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You are a genius and a whore.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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