His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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