What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
God, I missed his penis.
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