If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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