So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
