i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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