How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Randomize
