idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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