god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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