I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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