I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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