Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just invented taco cereal.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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