do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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