Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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