Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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