I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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