I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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