brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
His nipple licking is glorious
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