I bet he comes in French.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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