No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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