have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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