we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Help. Why am I so naked?
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