Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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