Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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