Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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