I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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