He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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