I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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